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1. Picking the right people to evacuate with. Nothing worse than being stuck with people that a.) You don’t like, b.) Complain endlessly, and c.) Have no sense of humor. In a nutshell, your life will suck and you may end up wishing you had stayed to face the hurricane. Pick your evacuees with care; take only those you can handle being around for more than a day. It may end up feeling worse than a bad marriage.
2. HADD (Hurricane Attention Deficit Disorder). After realizing that you really do have to evacuate, HADD kicks in and you walk around your house endlessly, getting absolutely nothing accomplished. What should I take, when do I leave, where am I going? Hell, you can’t even decide if you SHOULD evacuate! Should I stay or should I go…
3. Stocking your Evacuation Kit. Five days prior to evacuation, you start stocking up on the essentials – Wine, Vodka and Cigarettes (throw in a case of water just because that’s what you are supposed to do).
Well kids. Here we are. The other children and I running the Beachcomber Asylum have decided to half and half this issue -100% heartbreak matched with 200% humor, because we are TYBEE STRONG!! Let’s get it on...
18TH ANNUAL TYBEE POLAR PLUNG
JAN 1, 2018
NEW YEAR'S EVE FIREWORKS
DEC 31, 2017
13TH ANNUAL TYBEE PIRATE FEST
OCT 5-8, 2017
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